This morning is completely bonkers. All of this that happened is just wild. I can't wrap my head around it.

This complete mess has left me feeling shocked. I need a moment to even think about this.

It’s like something out of a TV show. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Comprehend This?

You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I spotted a monkey wearing a glasses. It looked totally normal. You should say it was the bizarre thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Truly We Don't Think This!

Like, are you kidding me? This whole read more situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This can't be real, right?

• My mind is blown
• There has to be an explanation
• Help me out here

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't believe what just occurred. I was driving down the street when all of a sudden this huge cat jumped from the sky. It was wearing a gold coin! This is the truth. It stared at me for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I don't understand what I just saw.

Unbelievable! completely surprising

Can you believe that? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I assert this is {thetrutth. That story is incredibly unrealistic, I almost think it's real..

• Maybe it was a dream? {I just can'tfigure out this.

This is Beyond Belief

This story is absolutely insane. I simply believe what we've just heard. It's like a bad joke. Logic has taken a vacation.

• Is this actually happening?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This is unbelievable.